Where are you?

So today was mostly uneventful. All my customers today were nice and BORING! But, there was this one customer. I didn't actually meet her. I called to let her know I was arriving in twenty minutes... no answer. I punch in the address into my GPS, head out. This woman lived almost in Alabama! We were so close to the state line I could SMELL Alabama!!! Ay! It's no secret I have no love for the state of Alabama. I don't have a problem with Alabamans, just the state! Every other street has a sign, 1 out of 20 houses have the address somewhere visible by the street... GRRRRR! But I digress... So I arrive and knock on the door, and all I hear is her dog barking and yowling at me. I walk around the back, and give out a shout. The dog comes around and starts barking from the backyard. He smelled mexican... does it to dogs everytime apparently. Now I only have to wait fifteen minutes before I can leave if nobody is home. I thought, well I'll call once more, no answer. I waited twenty minutes... and left. I get a call an hour later, "WHERE ARE YOU?" Um, I was there on time... where were you? Heaven forbid you should be at your home at your scheduled appointment! Don't start bitching at me that the "cable" guy is ALWAYS late! First off, I'm NOT the cable guy... I'm the SATELLITE guy!!! Says so on my shirt... and you've seen the big ass vans we drive? There's that big ass logo on the side of the van! So stop screeching like a howling monkey at me! Second off... I WAS THERE!!! "Well you were SUPPOSED to call my cell phone" Lets try this... be home when your appointment says we'll be there, or how about answering your damn phone! That couldn't POSSIBLY be a good idea! "Well I want you to come back and fix my service!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Well I want Hugh Jackman as my personal slave, but looks like we're both gonna keep wanting! ACTUALLY... I have more of a chance of getting what I want, than me coming back to the house of the shrieking eel! Some people these days... think that yelling is the answer for everything. Had she asked politely, I would have gone back. But bitchyness gets NOTHING! Next time treat me with respect... you were the dumbass not home. I showed up when I was suppose to. I think its time to call someone who cares, and reschedule...honestly they probably don't care either.