Reall? I need those?

Ok, so I thought for sure I would have nothing to say today, my first two customers were BORING!!!! Then I arrive at my last job. WHEW! So he opens the door, and the first thing to come out of his mouth? "Do you bring a dish to do the install?" REALLY?! Did he just ask me if I brought a damn dish? No, I brought some girl scout cookies, you want some thin mints or caramel delights? C'MON!! What the hell do you think I brought with me? Yes, i brought a dish, lol! I look around and he is obviously moving in, stuff is all over the room, boxes, furniture in general stuff all over the place... what I dont see however is a tv. I let it pass for now, until we move on to the next room, again no tv. Sir... do you have any tvs for me to do the install? "I need those? You cant just hook them up and trust that they'll work?" Thats right sir, let me just hook them up and have you call in a service call on me cuz you're an idiot and dont know how to hook up these recievers to your tvs! Make me look bad and cause me not to get my raise thank you very much! YES I need tvs!!! in each location!!! Good grief. I really can't believe some people, lol. What, am I gonna just sense that they're working? You were JUST throwing around those recievers as though they were sacks of crap!
Moving on, I also have to replace all the cabling in the house, and his wife asks me why I can't just tie on the new cable to the existing cable and pull it through the house.... up and down her two story house. OH MY GOD!!!!! Really? Did you just ask me to MAGICALY weave cable through your home like it were a damned basket? It's not the first time I've been asked that either. WOW!!! have i got even more to say about these morons, lol, but i think I'll leave it there.
You know, I don't know what goes through peoples minds sometimes. Do I look like a David Copperfield? The job is done here on earth, where there are limitaions to what a person can do considering your house is BUILT!!! And not just a frame!!! Next time call Jesus, cause you're gonna need a miracle to have it done the way you want it. Or maybe call me when you tear down some walls and your house too.