Put that away please...

Ok, so I didn't get a chance to write yesterday because I received a very disturbing message yesterday morning, and it bothered me the whole day. And for some reason I couldn't remember what had happened the entire day, which after you read this you might say to yourself, "how could he forget?" I'll tell you, its a defense mechanism, the mind blocks memories too horrid to keep one from going into a psychosis. Which believe me, a mental problem is arising from it! So I get to this job, and this really big black woman opens the door. She's nice enough, no problems, then her daughter walks passed with her hair up, obviously being worked on. So we go over everything, and I do the dish, come inside to put in the boxes. I go from the living room to the bed room, then I walk over to the master bedroom, and I can hear them talking, nothing of consequence... I walk in and what do I see? A big ol black TITTY!!! EWWWWW AAAAGHHHH!!! BLEH!!! I say WHOA, excuse me!!! Meanwhile thinking Ma'am pick that thing up off the floor and put it away!!! It was HORRIFYING!!! It was... disturbing. Meanwhile, she says, "ooops" OOOPS?! Really? OOOPS? That's all you have to say? Then she says, " well it's not the first one he's seen" Well no it's not, but its the first one I've seen that was around when Moses was around!! Not to mention the ones I've seen at least were above the ladies' knees! Well... this WAS the first black booby I've seen. Not that it was better or worse cause of the color... it was cause I saw old TATAS, HONKERS, GAZONGAS, MELONS, TITTIES!!! EWWWW! Now that's not to say I have problems with boobies, they're cute and interesting things... some of them.... just NOT hers. Her daughter yells out, "MOM!!!" And then she says, "eh" By this time I'm already out the room, wigging out from the what my eyes had just behold. Um, ma'am I'm gonna go finish the outside... Yeah, this big woman had been wearing a spaghetti strapped moomoo. WOMAN, you really need something with leather straps to hold those (powdered)milk bombs up! Some people just have no consideration for others! Who leaves their honker just hanging out for all the world to see? If my balls were hanging out there, I could tell!!! And I would put them AWAY! And it's not like it's a secret I'm in the house, I AM making noise and stuff. I've handled my fair share of chi-chis, but these were the first I could have handled with my feet. Ma'am, I'm gay... I like other things that hang... but those better not hang THAT low either, or he has some serious issues. Issues that you two could talk over... just leave me out of it!