Nosy Neighbors... WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Ok, so today all my customers were BORING!!! Really nice people, but boring.... their neighbors on the other hand ALL buttinskies!! At my first job I walk up to my customer who is having a cup of coffee, steam rising from his cup, and he says he know the problem. What a change, somebody thinks they know more about our satellite system than the guy who's been with the company for almost three years. Anyways, so he shows me what he THINKS is wrong, when his neighbor shows up, and they start talking about how shitty a job the guy did on his house, the neighbor. The he proceeds to come over and tell me all about his terrible service, and horrible install. Ummmmm.... what do you want me to do about it? I'm sorry? Wait, didn't you just say you're moving to Atlanta? What does it even matter, you negative Nancy! Then he starts telling me that the signal going to the boxes is crap because its not set up the same way his system is set up. NEWS FLASH!!! Technology changes daily! Your system is almost obsolete!! How about you let me deal with how this system works, and why its not working. And you deal with your balls, and go HOME!!

So the next customer had JUST as a nosy neighbor, only this one decides to tell me I'm doing my job wrong! The customer is swapping over from the other satellite company, and I now have to remount the dish because they mounted it in a very unstable and dangerous manner. She comes up and DEMANDS to know why I can't do it the same way they did. Well for one thing I tend to do things the right way, and for another WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! Then she asks me why they can do it that way. Well why don't you call them up and ask? I don't work for them, as is plain by the logo on my shirt, and that big ass van on the street. See, I don't know what they do, I don't work for them, cause they suck ass! Some people these days, what makes them think they can just come out of nowhere and start dictating what I'm doing at a house that isn't even theirs! Hey, I like "dictating" as much as the next gay satellite installer, but c'mon!