Man, are YOU trusting!

So today my first customer was me. HAHAHA, I had to do my own movers connection. That's where a customer moves, and needs to be reconnected at their new place. So I had to hook up my system, and get paid for it!! Not bad, huh? And the most interesting thing to happen at my place was accidentally seeing my best friend grabbing her husbands balls unexpectedly, and him yelping like a little girl... lol! On to my next customer. So I get to my next job, and the house is HUGE!!! BEAUTIFUL house! The customer is a nice guy, shows me around where all his TVs are. We go to the second story, and i see another set of stairs, one of those twirly stairs. No TV going up there though... I'm nosy and want to see what's up there! But, I won't get a chance to, because he's probably gonna watch me the ENTIRE time... just a feeling I get from some guys. Boy was I wrong! He showed me what needed to be done and LEFT!! Went right back to his little workshop in his garage, and left me the hell alone! WOW IS HE TRUSTING! He is SOOOOOO lucky I'm an honest person!!! So I finished the outside, and made a B-line for those twirly stairs! I go up... and it like a tower where he would keep Rapunzel! Only no bed... all there was were a couple of telescopes. That was TOTALLY cool! Except they couldn't point up towards the sky because of the way the roof was. EWWWWWW!!! This guy probably watches the teens of the neighborhood!!! Gross old pervert!!! Or maybe he's insane, and it's a lookout tower for when zombies arise from the dead!!! But then why would he have the biggest glass door? They could bust through like butta! And it'd be curtains for you and your weakling of a wife! She's so frail, I wouldn't put it past you to throw her in the path to save your own hide... cuz your largness couldn't run that fast... or far. Wow am I off topic, anyways, so I peek into their bathrooms and WOW!!! Especially the master bathroom, which by the way, has a TV in one of the mirrors! It's like a two sided mirror with a TV behind it... it was COOL! Some people though... so trusting. I know some guys who would have taken TOTAL advantage of that situation. Now I know I probably shouldn't have gone snooping up that last staircase, but I just wanted to see. Now had I found a dead body up there, well then it would have served me right for bein nosy! Dead body or not though... lets not leave service men, or women, alone in your home please. What if I had decided to wipe my ass with your pillow case??? Just sayin...