It's not always like this... Riiiight!

So I show up to another trailer... seem to be alot of those around here! Well, normally I pull up to my first job and I do my paperwork before I walk in. Well one of the things that annoys me like a ugly drag queen! He comes up to the door of the van and knocks on my window... like I didn't see him just second ago.. WHEN I WAVED TO YOU! Does he really think I'm gonna park, sit there for ten minutes and leave? Call it in... yeah he didn't come and knock on MY door. Wait for me to come to YOUR door, or at least to your front porch. Seriously, what are you thinking? " I best go let him know I'm still here... even though he just saw me... just now." REALLY?! Moving on, so this guys wires were chewed up like crazy! He must have gotten hungry, cause there wasn't anything in that trailer but garbage and dirty clothes everywhere. "it doesn't look like this all the time" he says. You know, when the piles of clothes are crusted to the floor... I think it's pretty safe to say that this is how it looks like ALL the time! Don't lie sir, you guys live... dumpy like. Hey, I'm no Mary Faggins... but c'mon! Pick up ONE thing as you pass the crap, and soon... it's cleaner! Some people you know? Why is it you try to lie to me about how you live? If you're so embarrassed about it, try shoving it into the closet! There's plenty of room in there... I should know, your gay boy over there burst outta there like the Kool-aide guy! There's PLENTY of room in there! He's sooo flaming I'm surprised this place hasn't gone up in flames... just sayin! I should know... there was PLENTY of room when I did my own busrting.