Idiot Supervisors, can we ever get away from you?

So today there weren't any stupid customers.... supervisors is a different story. Now I know we all have stupid supervisors, it seems to be a requirement these days, however, I think this one ranks up there in idiocy. So I look at my job roster, and turns out I only have one job to do, in the afternoon. Now I had already decided to go into the warehouse to fix a payroll issue right away, as I'm sure you mess with money there will be problems!! They don't want a rabid homo-Mexican on their hands now do they? It's not a pretty picture, let me tell you! ANYWAYS, I head back to Pensacola, and get a phone call from our satellite internet partner asking me why I haven't arrived to my job yet. Well this is the first I'm hearing about it, so I head up TWO HOURS from where I am, I get there and my supervisor calls me. "Where are you?!" WOW, well hello to you too!!! How's about a hi how ya doin, before you start ripping into my ass! I mean its the least you can do right? Well I'm in Brewton, AL. "OH!, well I didn't know. I gave you a job in Fort Walton Beach" (Which is almost three hours from my present location for those of us not in the know) Why did you give it to me? Or better yet, why didn't you ask me first what I was doing? "well i assumed" Now we ALL know what happens when you ASSume!! Bitch!! Don't you ever communicate with the office? You wan to know where I am at all times, I've gotten to the point where I feel like i need to tell you every time I have a bowel movement! Should I call you when I need to sneeze to?! GOOD GRIEF!! I only say such things because he and I have had multiple conversations about my whereabouts, and each time he's come out looking like the bitchy queen that erupts when she doesn't get her way! Take a damned xanax sir... and leave me the hell alone, I've been doing this for three years now, I THINK I know what I am doing!!! At least that's what my mama told me!

Just a note, I forgot to post this yesterday, although not one of my better posts.... so maybe it was subconscious.