Dogs

So I get to my first job, and this lady opens the door, and immediately her dogs start barking, one small dog looks to be a mix of Chihuahua and Pomeranian, and the other looks to be a mix of rottweiler part grizzly bear all teeth... and the big one instantly starts growling and showing teeth, lots of teeth. "Oh don't worry, my dogs wont bite" Riiiiiight, well maybe you can put them away, yeah? So she puts them in her Florida room in the back, thankfully I didn't have to ask her more than once. See I've been bitten by dogs that "don't bite". So now, I don't care if your dog won 1st prize in friendliest of show... put your beast away!!!! Now that's not to say I don't like dogs, I have a dog, I like my dog... I just don't like YOUR dogs!! I seem to have gone astray... where was I... Oh yeah, so I start running the wire around the back of her house, and of course her MONSTER of a dog starts growling and barking... and LUNGING at me through the screen!!! I thought for sure I was gonna see cujo rip through the screen and have me for lunch! She yells from inside the house... "I'm sorry, he doesn't bite I promise" WHAT?!?! Right, he just wants to say hi.... with his teeth... to my FACE!!! Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to bleed all over your lawn... YOUR DOG JUST TOOK BIT A CHUNK OF MY ASS OFF!!! Don't you know as a gay man I really need that?!?! She finally puts him in the bathroom in the house, after I asked her to. You know, I don't know how some people can be so delusional, yeah your dog wont bite YOU... you feed him, you're his master... I'm the jackass invading his home... also known as a snack between meals. You know, I'm not mad at the dog, he's just doing his job. I'm annoyed that you can't tell your dog is ready to mutilate me... I'm sure he LOVES Mexican... I know I do.