What's that smell?

Ok, so I can officially say that I'm a dreamer. I always think I'm gonna get home at a decent time, but then I don't, because I work for the Third Reich! Moving on, so... wait. I can't move on till I tell you why. So they send my happy ass to Alabama! I think we've gonna over my feelings on Alabama. But, if you missed it I HATE the state!!! Not every person in the state, I hate working there. No signs, no addresses marked... not to mention it's Ala-freakin-bama for cryin out loud! Who wants to really go there?! If I could go avoid ever driving in that state, you'd see a very gay Mexican! So they added a job to my route today without taking one away from me, bullshit! Get that one done and head to my next job, and I pull up to a trailer park. Now I know what you might be thinking, this gay has a thing against trailers, well I do! But only because there are soooo many "folks" who perpetuate the stereotype! I park the van, and this female walks up to my door, I hate that, and she has bleach blond hair, her teeth are the color of mortar. You know, the stuff between bricks? Yeah... I puked in my mouth a little she grossed me out so much. Then she walked away and her backside grossed me out just as much! Bleh! I go inside, and she has three pit bulls in one cage, which really pissed me off! Bitch, you get in there and see what it's like! Then lets cram your whale of a boyfriend in there with you and see how much room there is then. So then I walk to the master bedroom where the other box is going and I hit a wall. A wall you say? Yes, a wall... a wall of urine! The stench was astonishing!!! And apparently, they "just" moved in... riiiiiight. Cuz this funk just happens overnight. So I go out and do the dish and stuff, come back into the piss-room and get ready to drill... and like an idiot a kneel down, and I feel wetness on my knee... I GOT PEE ON ME!!! UUUURRRRGGGGH!!! I'm now gonna have your puppy piddle on my knee for the rest of the day! I really didn't expect to have dog pee on me for half a day... it's not quite what you would imagine.... It's MUCH worse!! Some people, you know? How can you live like this?! It's deeeeeesgusting! I know my first thought when I moved out on my own certainly wasn't, "Hey, I wanna live in a pisshole of a trailer, filled with a trio of whizzing waggers! My first impression of the woman, and i use the term loosely, was that she was trashy as yesterdays five dollar whore, and boy had I underestimated her. She surpassed that one easily! One last thing... her ass was hanging out of her shorts... but like only a third of it was, the other two thirds were getting folded by her shorts... GROSS!!! Have some damn decency, but I suppose that's too much to ask from someone who'd rather pay for cable AND satellite, instead of this little invention called the toothbrush.... just sayin.