What a douche!

Ok, so I have been low on good stories lately, and rather than bore you with more lame stories about bathrooms. So I haven't posted in a while. Today, however I didn't accomplish a damn thing!! So I get to my first job, and I ALREADY know I'm not gonna do this job. A certain apartment complex that is SOOOO strict, nothing ever gets done. So I let the nice man down easy, he and his son were cute. They looked so much alike. Moving on to my next customer. It was an adorable older gay couple. Well one left when I first arrived. So I start the job, and the other guy hands me this piece of paper saying he has power of attorney. I start to chuckle... I'm not a lawyer, I'm not gonna pull the plug on your boyfriend. Hell you could get a complete stranger and leave them here, and it wouldn't matter a bit to me. In fact, that's exactly what he does. He leaves, and gets his neighbor to stick around for me. So I finish the outside, and head inside to drill the hole, and run the line through. When she gets a call from the customer, and she gets this look of disappointment on her face. Hangs up. "Yeah, you gotta leave" Ummmmmm, excuse me?! "Yeah, they're cancelling, you gotta go. I know, it sucks" SUCKS?! Bitch, you're not the one who just got done working your ass off outside in this heat for three hours! grumble grumble grumble... So I take out the lines, the dish, EVERYTHING! Well, I call the dispatch center, and tell her the story... ten minutes later, she calls back to tell me why they've cancelled. THEY GOT EVICTED! Wow do I feel like a total douche for being pissy! Well... my last job was on the base here. Those also never go in. The bases are VERY strict on marking the ground, and giving permission, and such things. I arrive at the base on time, 12:30. I call him and ask where he lives. Damn number is nowhere to be found. He says he wont be there till 2:00. Oh great, so now I have to wait around for a couple hours considering I haven't accomplished a job all day. I sit there and messaged with a wonderful fairy. Filled my heart with happiness while sitting there waiting for this douche. He arrives, and goes to get permission, WOW you waited till now to ask if you could get it?! You're a real genius you know that? I'm not gonna make a lame joke about military "intelligence" Just sayin! So he comes out and says they said he couldn't get it. WOW... what a waste of a day... though you could look at it as having a paid day off...lol! Unfortunately there was no more work in my area, so I was sent home. Blessing in disguise. Went swimming, and had a wonderful evening!