How Gay is that?!

Ok, today was a GORGEOUS day! I couldn't believe how awesome it was.... and I just HAD to be working. Oh well... so my first job reschedules, idiots without TVs. "What you can't do the job without TVs? They didn't say anything about that!!!" Do we really have to tell you not to stab yourself with a knife? Or how about not to be a dumb ass? Do we really need to tell you that we need TVs to hook up to? How can I make sure it works?! Well.. we've been over this. Moving on, my next job cancelled out, the guy was a cutie, but not much going on upstairs. You live in an apartment complex surrounded by trees, you're not getting it. Which was kind of a let down, cuz I enjoyed looking at him... lol! Moving on, so I called my last customer of the day to ask if I could show up early, and he started yelling at me that he wanted to sleep in on a Sunday! Well excuse me for waking you up your highness! I didn't realize you couldn't hit the ignore button on your damn phone and not answer it. How about you stop being a little bitch, and just go back to bed. Then I made the mistake of saying, I'd be back at his scheduled appointment, but if for some reason they weren't available we'd have to reschedule. And apparently he heard me call his mama a whore! Cuz the next thing I hear is howling monkey in my ear! "WE'RE NOT RESCHEDULING!!! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME WE'VE HAD TO RESCHEDULE" WHOA!!!! First, I don't care if this is the 30the time we've been out there, if you weren't ready the last 29 times, then you're the dip shit for not being ready! So fast forward to me working on their roof. Now this has nothing to do with the Stalin-esque guy who's house I was working at, but I just had to mention it. So I'm listening to my music, and Tina Turner's Proud Mary comes up. And I'm jammin away, singing as quietly as I can, when all of a sudden I realize I'm tightening up the bolts to the dish at the beat of the song! WHILE shaking my booty! Now I can only ask one question to that.... HOW GAY IS THAT?!?! Well all I can say is at least it wasn't some musical... although that was the next song that played.... Mama Mia. Even worse, a musical AND ABBA. Good Grief sir....