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12 years ago
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Could you move that trash can please?
The other day I encountered the epitome of white trash! Why is it that just because you're white, and have a smaller income do you have to perpetuate the damned stereotype of white trashiness! Ok, to paint the picture for you. I pull up, and first there's a couple broken down cars in the lawn. Not one, but TWO! Neither have wheels.... or doors. The porch is full of kids' toys and garbage. The lawn is knee high, and I kept tripping over shit just getting to the door! She walks out with a baby on her hip, and another runs past her in nothing but a diaper. Um... I think I can stop there. You get the point... and if you look outside whilst having a baby on your hip and see similar things in YOUR yard... God help you! And know this... anytime is a good time to get yourself fixed. Not fixed up... fixed like I neutered my cat fixed! It would be best for all of us! TRUST ME! So I'm working on the job, and I start connecting the lines at the power meter, and smell this terrible odor. I look over to my left at the porch, which is not two feet away, and what do I see? A trash can overflowing with dirty nasty diapers! OH GOOD GOD!! REALLY?! That's the first thing you want visitors to smell when they walk up to your front door? Your baby's urine and poops? Oh gross! And I have to be at this location for like thirty minutes... needless to say my then appetite for my lunch had vanished completely! Thanks for the half pound I lost that day Miss nasty house! The one thing that interested me in the house... she had a BUNCH of old Super Nintendo games! Course, they might have been new to these people. So I didn't mention anything about the new fangled contraption called the Wii. Why must you have five dogs and twelve cats?! When you cant afford to but cleaners to clean... anything, maybe you should get rid of some of your pets.. or get then fixed... maybe you could get a group rate, and they'll throw in yours for free! It could happen! Just sayin... look into it... PLEASE! For the love of God!!
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Wow we are in the south, but damn! People continue to amaze me... I had a cust come in one day with his family. They obvisously could not afford clothing without stains or rips nor shoes. Not one of the 5 children were wearing shoes on their grubby feet. Hair was not brushed and neither were their teeth. But by God they bought almost $100 in movies and and crap. Really!!?? use that money and wash your clothes and children and maybe buy some shoes. Just say'in.....lol
ReplyDeleteThose people exist everywhere....its so sad!
ReplyDeleteNEED MORE WORK STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL That sounds exactly like my ex's family...except they had about five vehicles pulled apart in the front lawn and black mold growing in their house...but oh, no it wasn't because if it were, they'd be sick (and not sick with asthma). Oh! And his dad and brother gave me a real taste of "southern hospitality" when they argued with me about meteorology (which is my degree)...anyway. I'm sorry for that mini-rant.
ReplyDeleteYes, you need to post more Mr. Dave!